Bespoke IR-narrative & pitch-deck outline

The passes are polite, and not one told you the real reason.

When the passes are all “great team, a bit early for us,” it's rarely the market — it's your deck's order, the metric you lead with, and whether the ask survives ten seconds. A flat $490 report, in 48 hours, gives you:

  • The narrative arc your raise actually fits, with your eleven slides re-sequenced to it.
  • Every metric graded against the stage bar — what clears, what's below, what to lead with.
  • A red-flag check on your ask — the dilution and round-size math an investor runs in ten seconds.

You build the deck yourself; you get the outline, the scoring, and the fixes — not slides. A deck agency charges $5K–15K for the same kind of work.

The button doesn't charge you. Card checkout isn't live yet, so you send the basics, we email a flat-price payment link (usually same day, always within one business day), you pay, and the 48-hour clock starts then. You see the price — from $290, no success fee — before you pay a dollar.

48h from payment Flat fee, no success fee Refund if unusable or late Request first — pay by link, nothing charged on the form

Get an instant read on your raise — no signup

This is a rough estimator, not the report — it runs on 3 inputs (amount, stage, model) against published stage medians, so it's instant with no signup. It's deliberately thin: no metric scoring, no arc diagnosis. The paid report reads your actual metrics and your why-now/wedge text against the full rubric, and that scoring — not this lookup — is where the real diagnosis comes from.
Likely arc — rough, stage-keyed guess
Picked from stage + model only — the real report weighs your retention, wedge, and why-now, which this preview can't see, and can land on a different arc.
Your ask
what you're raising
Typical band for stage
US median round size
Implied dilution range
what your ask implies across the typical spread of post-money valuations at this stage — not a single number, because real valuations run wide
Ask sanity check
arithmetic, not an opinion
Round-size & post-money bands are US medians from public reporting (Carta State of Private Markets Q4'25/Q1'26; PitchBook-NVCA Venture Monitor 2025). A median hides a wide spread — outside a hot sector or the SF/NY corridor the band can sit lower, and a hot sector can run well above it, so read “above/below band” as a prompt to justify, not a verdict. Arc is a simplified port of the report engine. These are arithmetic sanity checks, not a valuation or a prediction of fundability.
Email me this breakdown I'll send this read plus a 1-page pitch-narrative checklist — arc, slide order, and the metric to lead with at your stage. Sent by hand, so give it up to one business day.
How it works

Three steps to a deck a partner actually finishes.

The structural and arithmetic work is deterministic — arc scoring, metric grading, and the ask math are fixed rules, so the same inputs always produce the same output. The judgment layer is human: I read your why-now and wedge in context and review every report myself before it reaches you. The rubric for the deterministic part is public; the human read is what the free-text fields feed.

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Send your basics

Stage, sector, traction, the size of your ask, and your story in your own words. Three minutes. No deck to upload, and nothing to re-type once you order.

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The engine runs, then I read it

The report's sections are fixed, but the content in them is computed from your inputs: the engine scores five funded-deck arcs against what you sent, re-sequences your eleven slides for the arc that wins, grades each metric against the stage bar, and checks the ask arithmetic. Then I read your narrative in context and edit before it ships — it's not boilerplate with variables swapped in.

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You get an outline to build against

Within 48 hours of payment: your diagnosis up front, then your arc and why it won, the re-ordered slides with what an investor checks on each, how your metrics read, the math on your ask, and a prioritized checklist to close. ~70 pages, but built to skim to the fix. A 20-minute readout call comes with it.

How it compares

Free YC / Sequoia template IR Narrative Deck agency / storytelling consultant
Price$0$490 flat$5,000–15,000+ (or a retainer)
TurnaroundInstant, but DIY48 hours2–6 weeks
Arc chosen for your raiseOne fixed slide list✓ Scored & selected✓ (consultant's judgment)
Metrics scored vs. stage bar✓ Deterministic, citedSometimes
Arithmetic red-flag check on the ask✓ ReproducibleRarely quantified
Methodology you can audit✓ Public rubricOpaque
Success fee / investor introsNoneNone — flat fee onlySometimes (conflict)

One thing the "✓ Scored & selected" above doesn't mean: it isn't a claim that no human touches your report. The arc scoring, metric grading, and ask arithmetic are deterministic — fixed, published rules that give the same output for the same inputs, so those parts aren't my opinion and you can reproduce them from the rubric. Your free-text why-now and wedge are read by a person — that's judgment, and I say so plainly. The point of the two layers is that the numeric spine is reproducible even though the narrative read isn't; a pure-consultant engagement gives you judgment on everything with nothing to audit.

What you get

The few things wrong with your raise — worked out in full.

Straight about what the ~70 pages are, because the page count is the wrong thing to buy on: roughly half is a fixed diligence framework — the eleven-slide lens, the metric rubric, the ask-arithmetic method — the same reference in every report, so you can defend a number to a partner without re-deriving it. The other half is computed from your inputs: which arc won and why, your slide order, your metric grades, your flags, your checklist. You're not paying for length; you're paying for the diagnosis and the fixes, and the framework pages are there as receipts, not filler. Below are actual pages from the sample — a fictional Series A vertical-AI company, deliberately strong-but-flawed (proven beachhead, below-bar margin, soft growth, ask above band) so you can watch the engine catch real gaps. Every report shares the same framework and depth; the arc, the bars, and the flags change to fit your inputs. Scroll through, then open the full sample.

Open the full ~70-page sample report →
Your report, from your inputs

You enter X on the form → page N shows Y.

This isn't a template with your logo dropped in. Every page is computed from the three-minute intake. Change one input and the arc, the slide order, the metric reads, and the flags all move. Here's which field drives which pages.

On the order form you enter……and the report computes
Your one-liner, why-now & wedgePages 8–14: your narrative arc, scored against five funded-deck arcs, with the runner-up to avoid and your opening three slides.
Stage + business modelPages 15–31: your eleven slides re-sequenced for that arc — one page each, with the diligence lens, the failure that kills it, and notes tuned to your stage/model.
Your metrics (ARR, NDR, margin…)Pages 32–39: each graded against your stage bar (🟢/🟡/🔴), with the exact form to present it in and which to LEAD with.
The ask + runwayPages 41–46: the arithmetic a partner runs in ten seconds — round-size band, implied dilution, revenue multiple, runway-to-next-bar — with the worked math.
All of the abovePages 47–70: before/after of your deck, the roadmap & milestone timeline, your next partner call rewritten, and a prioritized this-week / 30 / 90-day checklist with copy-paste scripts.

Every major section carries a “What you told us → what this section computed” box, so you can see your own inputs driving your own report. Numbers are engine-computed or cite a public benchmark — never invented.

Pricing

One flat fee. No success fee, no investor intros.

Card checkout isn't live yet — request your report and we email you payment instructions and next steps within one business day. Same flat fee, nothing due until you get that email.

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Outline
$290 flat
The structure, if you'll build the rest yourself.
  • Your narrative arc, chosen & explained
  • Re-sequenced 11-slide outline
  • What an investor checks on each slide
  • Delivered in 48 hours
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Full Report
$490 flat
The complete ~70-page report + readout call.
  • Everything in Outline
  • Metric-presentation rules vs. your stage bar
  • Arithmetic red-flag detector on your ask
  • Use-of-funds & milestone rewrite
  • 20-minute readout call included
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Report + Revision
$890 flat
The report, plus a second pass on your built deck.
  • Everything in Full Report
  • Review of your drafted deck against the outline
  • One revision round: slide-by-slide written notes on where your built deck drifts from the outline, plus fixes
  • 45-minute working session
Request & get payment link

You request the report here; we reply with a payment link within one business day, and nothing is charged until you use it. High-ticket / team engagements can settle by bank wire against an invoice.

What the +$400 Revision tier actually gets you. After you build your deck against the Full Report outline, you send it back and get a slide-by-slide markup: each slide compared to what its section prescribed, every spot where the built deck drifts from the outline flagged with the specific fix, plus a re-run of the metric and ask checks on the numbers as they now appear on your slides — then a 45-minute working session to walk it. It's the same engine and lens as the report, aimed at your actual slides instead of your intake. If you're confident you'll execute the outline cleanly on your own, the $490 Full Report is the right tier; the revision pass is for founders who want a second read on the built artifact before they send it.

Which one are you, and what should you expect?

These come from the methodology, not a promise you'll raise. What you're paying for is the gaps the report catches before an investor does.

If you're…The most common gap we surfaceWhat the report gives you
Pre-seed / seed, pre-revenueLeading with a platform vision before the wedge is provenThe wedge-first arc + which qualitative signals (LOIs, design partners) to lead with
Seed, early revenueLeading with the wrong metric (ARR vs. MoM) for the stageThe lead-metric set for your stage/model + the form each should take
Series A, real ARRAn ask the arithmetic can't defend, or a top-down TAMRed-flag check on the ask + the bottom-up market math investors rebuild
Vertical / applied AIGross margin below software-grade with no path-up storyThe AI-specific metric bars + how to present COGS and the margin path
MarketplaceHeadline GMV with no take-rate, inviting the "thin marketplace" questionGMV + take-rate presentation rules and the marketplace defensibility framing
FAQ

Questions before you order.

What's the ROI on a $490 report?

It's a rounding error against the round it's meant to help you close, and a fraction of the $5,000–15,000 a deck agency charges for the same kind of work. It won't raise the round for you. It catches the story-order, metric, and ask problems that get decks passed on — before an investor does. The calculator up top runs that comparison against your own raise.

Where do the numbers come from — can I defend them?

The scored part — arc selection, metric grading, and the ask arithmetic — is deterministic: every rule is written out on the methodology page, and the same inputs always produce the same scores and flags. On top of that sits a human read of your narrative, which is judgment, not arithmetic, and I don't pretend otherwise. The benchmark bands are the ones US venture works from, 2024–2026: Carta State of Private Markets, PitchBook-NVCA Venture Monitor, Bessemer State of the Cloud, ICONIQ Growth, OpenView/High Alpha SaaS Benchmarks, KeyBanc. Each is cited. Check them against the source before you quote a number to an investor — markets move.

Will investors take this seriously?

They never see it. The report is your working tool. What reaches the investor is your own deck, built better. I wrote it after running raises from the operator's side of the table — taking a deep-tech company public end to end, $50M+ raised across rounds — on frameworks any partner will recognize (YC, Sequoia, a16z/NFX public writing).

Who is this for — and who isn't it for?

Founders raising pre-seed through Series B who have a draft deck, or the raw material for one, and want a structured outside read before they go out. Skip it if you want someone to ghost-write your copy, make an investor intro, or hand you a valuation. I don't do any of those, on purpose.

How fast is it, and what if you're late?

48 hours from payment on a complete intake. If I miss that, reply "refund" and it's back in your account within one business day. Every intake and support email gets an answer inside one business day too.

What if the report isn't worth it?

Because this is a new service, early customers get an unconditional guarantee: read the delivered report and if it isn't worth what you paid — for any reason, not just "unusable or late" — reply within seven days and I refund you in full, no argument. "Early customer" isn't a vague phrase I can quietly walk back: it means every order placed while this page still says there are no testimonials or client count — the moment I publish real customer proof, this stronger guarantee is retired for new orders, and yours is honored on the terms in force the day you paid. You've also already seen the full sample report and the entire scoring rubric before paying, so there are few surprises. The downside of going first is on me.

Why $490 and not more (or free)?

The work is an engine plus a focused read from me, not weeks of agency time — so I can price it flat, well under a $5K–15K consultant and nowhere near an IPO advisor or IR retainer. Flat-fee only is a choice, not a discount: no success fee and no investor intros keeps this an editorial service and never a broker.

Why trust this

A cited method, a guarantee that pays out — and no invented proof.

This is a new service, so you won't find testimonials or a client count here — and we won't fake them. That's exactly why going first shouldn't cost you: as an early customer you get an unconditional guarantee — read the delivered report and if it isn't worth what you paid, for any reason, reply within seven days and it's fully refunded, no back-and-forth. That's stronger than the standard unusable-or-late refund, and it's the deal for the first customers precisely because there's no track record yet to point to. On top of it, you inspect the whole thing before paying a dollar: the full sample report, the entire scoring rubric, and a source citation on every benchmark you can open yourself. You're not trusting a promise — you check the method against the output, and if the output disappoints, you're made whole.

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Took a company public
Ran the IR / Corp-Dev seat through a full tech IPO listing review, end to end.
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$50M+ raised
Across rounds, from the operator side of the table — this is the product.
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Public methodology
Carta, PitchBook-NVCA, Bessemer, ICONIQ, KeyBanc — every band sourced.
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Early-customer guarantee
Not worth what you paid, for any reason? Reply within 7 days for a full refund — plus the standard unusable-or-late refund.

Written by an IR / Corporate Development operator with direct experience of taking a deep-tech company public end to end and raising $50M+ across venture rounds, plus venture fund-formation work — but you don't have to take the background on faith. The part that actually decides your report is the method, and it's fully public: the scoring rubric is written out signal-by-signal, every benchmark band cites the source report you can open yourself, and the full sample shows the exact output before you pay. If it doesn't hold up on inspection, the guarantee refunds you. Reach the operator directly at inha.journey@gmail.com — every enquiry gets a reply within one business day. Fluent in English and Korean. The frameworks themselves are restated from public knowledge (exchange/disclosure rules, SEC/EDGAR, textbook finance, YC/NVCA public writing).

See your deck's story gaps before an investor does.

A ~70-page IR-narrative & pitch-deck outline report you build your deck against, delivered in 48 hours. Flat $490 — refunded if it's unusable. You send the basics, we email a payment link, then the clock starts.